But we're talking about Shaft
clientsfromhell: Client: “We want to show one of our industrial steel columns in our logo. I think it should show one large tower with two smaller storage tanks along the bottom.” Me: “Like this?” [I draw a long vertical shaft with two round circles at the base..] Client: “It’s PERFECT! Let’s go with that.”
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The Secret Recipe
They don’t want you to know. The internet, by and large, is trying to keep a secret from you. They keep this secret by telling you that work is easy. They tell you that there are three, five, ten, thirteen easy STEPS TO SUCCESS. They tell you that somewhere in the vastness of everything that can be known there exists secret knowledge that will slay the gremlins of your ignorance, with...
Sir Mix A Lot is writing my Valentines →
Things like this make me wonder again if my love of hip-hop is really just failed irony.